Michael Saylor’s all-in Bitcoin strategy is a complete and utter disaster, exactly as many of us predicted. He's now torched roughly $14 billion in real, inflation-adjusted losses for MicroStrategy, the single largest corporate Bitcoin wipeout EVER recorded.
To keep the fire burning, MicroStrategy is screwed. They're stuck with over $4.6 billion in debt (mostly convertible notes) and bleeds $200–250 million+ annually in interest alone, payments they will almost certainly be unable to sustain without liquidating huge portions of their Bitcoin reserves.
This is a spectacular, self-inflicted collapse. Can’t wait for the movies and documentaries that will inevitably chronicle the story of conman Saylor. And to make it sting even more: today, February 4, 2026, is Michael Saylor’s 61st birthday.
Happy Birthday, Saylor! Hope the candles burn longer than your balance sheet.
To keep the fire burning, MicroStrategy is screwed. They're stuck with over $4.6 billion in debt (mostly convertible notes) and bleeds $200–250 million+ annually in interest alone, payments they will almost certainly be unable to sustain without liquidating huge portions of their Bitcoin reserves.
This is a spectacular, self-inflicted collapse. Can’t wait for the movies and documentaries that will inevitably chronicle the story of conman Saylor. And to make it sting even more: today, February 4, 2026, is Michael Saylor’s 61st birthday.
Happy Birthday, Saylor! Hope the candles burn longer than your balance sheet.
Michael Saylor’s all-in Bitcoin strategy is a complete and utter disaster, exactly as many of us predicted. He's now torched roughly $14 billion in real, inflation-adjusted losses for MicroStrategy, the single largest corporate Bitcoin wipeout EVER recorded.
To keep the fire burning, MicroStrategy is screwed. They're stuck with over $4.6 billion in debt (mostly convertible notes) and bleeds $200–250 million+ annually in interest alone, payments they will almost certainly be unable to sustain without liquidating huge portions of their Bitcoin reserves.
This is a spectacular, self-inflicted collapse. Can’t wait for the movies and documentaries that will inevitably chronicle the story of conman Saylor. And to make it sting even more: today, February 4, 2026, is Michael Saylor’s 61st birthday.
Happy Birthday, Saylor! Hope the candles burn longer than your balance sheet.